Aloha, Ohana!

What great mischief will we get into today?

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Peek into your experimental timeline—just be ready for surprises.

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Items not returned - because ohana means nobody gets left behind or forgotten!

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🧩 Crossword Puzzles

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Items Not Returned

"Ohana means family, and family means nobody gets left behind... or forgotten to return stuff!"

🏄‍♀️ Lilo's Lost Items

🎶 Elvis Records

Borrowed by: David • Due: Last Tuesday

"Can't help falling in love... with keeping my records!"

📷 Vintage Camera

Borrowed by: Nani • Due: 2 weeks ago

"For capturing 'ohana memories!"

🌺 Hula Hoop

Borrowed by: Stitch • Due: Who knows?

"Stitch no give back. Stitch like spinny thing!"

🏖️ Beach Towels

Borrowed by: Pleakley • Due: Last month

"Perfect for my Earth research sunbathing!"

"Like a good song, some things are worth asking for twice!"

👽 Alien Blaster 👽

All The Lies

"Stitch no tell lies! Well... maybe little ones. For science!"

🔍 Truth Detector Results

"I didn't break the radio"

— Stitch, 2:30 PM

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Plasma cannon residue detected on paws

"I finished my homework"

— Lilo, Yesterday

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Hula dance report successfully completed

"This is totally a normal Earth custom"

— Pleakley, This morning

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Suspiciously specific about 'mosquito costume day'

"I was definitely NOT trying to take over the planet"

— Dr. Jumba, Every day

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Evil genius laboratory blueprints found in pocket

"Even experiment 626 can't escape the truth detector!"

🎵 Music & Videos

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Our Favorite Songs

"These are the songs that make our hearts sing! Ohana means family... and family means sharing the music we love!"

✨ FAVORITES ✨

🎶 Current Favorites

🎵 Little King v2 PREMIERE

by House Gods • brand-new ohana favorite

"Turn it up—this one sets the vibe for the whole playlist!"

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House Gods · Little King v2

🎵 Return to Battle FRESH

by House Gods • second in our ohana setlist

"Suit up and dive back in—the groove hits hard right away!"

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House Gods · Return to Battle

🎵 Gaslight Anthem (Favorite Game) LOVED!

by House Gods • One of our absolute favorites!

"This song always gets us dancing together as a family!"

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House Gods · Gaslight Anthem (Favorite Game)

🌊 Deep Dive Sessions

🎵 Awake

House Gods • immersive visual mix

House Gods · Awake

🎵 My Ruin

House Gods • visual experience

House Gods · My Ruin

🎵 Monster NEW!

House Gods • latest addition to our ohana playlist

House Gods · Monster

📹 Upcoming Videos

🎬 Even More Triggering Video Coming Soon!

Get ready for content that's out of this world...

"Warning: May cause uncontrollable dancing and alien-level excitement!"

🚀 If you can handle it... 🚀

"Good music makes good 'ohana - let's share what we love!"

🌺 Hibiscus Letter 🌺

Emails

"Aloha! Messages from across the galaxy and beyond!"

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Galactic Federation HQ

from: agent.bubbles@federation.space

2 hours ago

📋 Weekly Experiment Status Report

"Experiment 626 continues to integrate well into Earth family unit. No major destruction incidents this week. Agent Pleakley's reports about 'mosquito appreciation day' remain questionable..."

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Elvis Fan Club Hawaii

from: hunka.burning.love@elvis.com

1 day ago

🕺 Special Elvis Tribute Night This Saturday!

"Aloha Lilo! We heard you're our biggest little fan! Join us for a night of hound dog howling and blue suede shoe shuffling at the Coconut Club..."

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Kauai Community Center

from: events@kauaicc.org

3 days ago

🌺 Hula Competition Sign-ups Open!

"Aloha keiki! The annual Kauai Hula Festival is coming up. We'd love to see Lilo's amazing moves on stage again. Registration closes Friday..."

"Every message carries the spirit of aloha!"